Best parenting advice:
I have three kids. Poor Nolan, by the time he was born I didn't carry a diaper bag, instead, I hoped there was a diaper in the glove box. The five second rule turned into "Hey kid, there are more crumbs over here". Nolan gets to pee behind trees at the park since I just don't have the energy to make it to the potty and he didn't even have to chew on a bar of soap when he called his brother a jackass. (I don't know where he heard that one!) I guess I am certainly not one to offer advice but I will say, enjoy them.